The Unexplainable, Explained

Not long after going O-fer on my parlay last week, I dug deeper into how that could even be possible. Spoiler: It’s not. After rechecking my parlay-driven algorithm, the stunning results showed that there is a Global Anti-Parlay Network that has made it’s way into Canada. Sportsbooks from around the world have been funding this effort, as it’s been said… Read more →

Return of The Pup

For the past 9 months, The Parlay Puppy has been compiling analytical athletic data and feeding it into a complex parlay-driven algorithm. What this data has unveiled is a one-of-a-kind set of rules that will deliver bink after bink. I will be following these rules, so come along on a ride with The Pup to financial freedom. My partner Senor… Read more →

If The Winter Olympics Were In 2015

Today we are diving deep into an alternate hockey universe. Somewhere out “there” is a place exactly like the world we live today. In our real world, the first Winter Olympic Games took place in 1924. In the alternate universe, the Games did not appear until 1925. Although only one year later, there are some massive changes that have taken… Read more →

Merry Christmas

For degenerate gamblers the end of March provides action in almost every sport, but none as exciting and time consuming as updating your NCAA bracket which doesn’t leave an arms reach until Day 2 when all your sleepers have lost.   Day 1 Plays: Ole Miss +135 Eastern Washington +8 (-110) UNC -10 (-110) Northeastern +11.5 (-110) 1  unit on… Read more →


This one is for your Gustavo! Need to turn the page from last weeks sinkhole! Will be spending the next few nights breaking down the NCAA bracket. Don’t forget to signup for the Strokin3s Bracket Challenge.   LA Kings -340 Habs +120 Parlay +184 1 unit   Read more →

Little Pup

Little pup’s winning ways continued last night. Binking another ‘dog filled parlay has shot me up into double digit profits. Hopefully you’ve been mimicking these picks and are enjoying this newfound fortune. Look for today’s parlays to continue the recent heater. Col Blue Jackets PL (-1.5) vs Car Hurricanes +200 Phi Flyers @ Ott Senators under 5.5 goals -110 Betting… Read more →

Catching up to the Pup

Strategy needed a complete overhaul. Can’t let the Pup get too far a head with his parlay picks so here is Señor’s Sunday Puck Parlay that the masses have been waiting for:   Penguins -130 BlueJackets -145 Rangers -230 Sens -175 Caps -145 Blues +105 Ducks -170 Total Parlay +3649 1 unit play Read more →


When you’re hot, you’re hot. And right now, he pup is on fire! Binking another parlay last night, it feels like this Bink thing is going to be a regular occurrence. If you haven’t hopped on board and matched my bets, well you’re the only one to blame. Tonight I ride the waves of success and strike while the iron… Read more →