Roses are Red…

I’m honoured to be joining the Strokin 3’s team. I’ve been an avid follower of Senor and the Parlay Puppy. Although I like to dabble in the odd sports bet, I noticed they were lacking in other forms of gambling. For most people the Bachelor is a hobby, but for me there is money to be made. I’m currently the six-time champion in Bachelor(ette) fantasy leagues in my office. This includes Bachelor in Paradise. I am a force to be reckoned with.


If you’re a guy and you’re reading this and you comprar tobogan hinchable baratos think this doesn’t apply to you, ask your lady what she does on Monday nights. If she is anything like me, she will curl up on the couch with a glass of wine and turn the channel to ABC.


I don’t want to waste your time with the first few weeks, so I’m going right into my top 10 picks to win:


Rachel – Attorney

Danielle L. – Nail salon owner

Vanessa – Special needs teacher

Josephine – Nursing student/weirdo

Raven – Hick/Boutique owner

Corinne – “Multi-million dollar business owner” with a nanny at 24 years old

Alexis – Aspiring dolphin trainer

Danielle M. – NICU nurse

Jasmine G. – Professional basketball dancer

Whitney – Pilates instructor


Don’t buy into the hype that Liz is some long lost love of Nick’s from Jade and Tanner’s wedding.  If Nick is looking for “wife material”, he doesn’t want some girl who is easy-peezy-lemon-squeezy giving it up after a few chardonnays at some wedding (who hasn’t had a night like that, am I right ladies?). She will be left in the dust in no time.  Other girls you don’t want to waste your picks on are Lacey (the one who rode the camel), Hailey (the Canadian with the dirty jokes), Jaimi (the one with “balls”) and Taylor (the mental illness counsellor).


Good luck in your pools and stay tuned for more,


Roses are red, violets are blue, join your office Bachelor pool, with me you’ll see green,


Rose Darling


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